Crackle, crackle, pop!
What's that smell?!?
Papa is burning the burnables! WooHOO! Everyone-RUN outside.
Who cares if you've recently been liberated from pants and are half stark-naked.
There is a FIRE and Papa is OUT there. Without YOU.
"Wow Papa. That is FIRE!"
"Yes My Son. The Great Fire is your friend, as long as you do not get too close, Little Panda cub."